Entertainmen

"Go play outside."
"But it's raining!"
"Mommy has a... guest."

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Know Thyself Inflicted

"I'm not sorry," he said as he squeezed the trigger.


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Long Time No See You Later

"Hey! It's been a while!"
"Yeah. Not long enough though."


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Search Pattern Baldness

"Can't be done."
"I did."
"Bull!"
"Google me."
"... google ...?"
"Really?"

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Pelican Briefs

She laughed.
"What? These make me look good!"
"Whatever, honey..."



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Meant To Be Or Not To Be

"I guess it's not meant to be."
"What, my happiness?"


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Can't Buy Love

"I need a refund."
"Ok."
"That easy?"
"Not my money."


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Deadbeaten Path

"You mean that's it?"
"Yep!"
"But what about the kids?"


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Happy Ending

"Don't do it!!!"
"Why?"
"You have so much to..."
Bang!!



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Why So Cereal?

"Be happy!!"
"Give me a good reason."
"You're alive!"
"Exactly."

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Complimental Breakdown

"You're not bad looking!"
"Would you date me?"
"..."
"Thought not."


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Elation Deflation

"Eighty? Yay, I passed!"
"No. It's out of two hundred."

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Authoritative Source Code Red

"That's what I said."
"It sounded better coming from him."

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Timbre

A tree fell.
Nobody was around.
It made a sound.


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Heard Mentality

"Speak up!"
"I have."
"But..."
"Why would they care now?"


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Body Language Barrier

The smile.
Too much.
Now she won't talk to me.

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Badly Breaking

"It's the doctor."
"What's the word?"
"Six weeks."
"Honey..."
"Don't."


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Food for Thought

"I've already eaten."
"What about our lunch plans?"
"Go ahead."

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Virtue is Impatient

"She said she'd write back."
"How long ago?"
"Eighteen minutes."


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Hello, Goodbye

"...the way she looked at me."
"How?"
"Nausea inducing disgust."


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Mixed Massages

"It's not what you think."
"It never is. Is it?"


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Your Money Or My Life

"Give me your money!!!"
"No!"
"I'll kill you!!!"
"So?"
"But...."

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Out With The Cold

Shadows danced as the fire died. Death had come prepared.

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Happy Endings

"It's not you..."
"It's me."
"Well, uh..."
"It's ok. Bye."

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Grammaternal Instinct

"Could you pass the salt?"
"It's 'would you.'"
"Would..."
"NO!"

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Pass The Buck Stops Here

"It's not my problem."
"No, it isn't. It's mine. Right?"


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