Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Yes But No

"You're a great guy..."
"But...?"
"You're just not my type."


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Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Back Offputting

"Nice to meet you!"
"I've been warned about you, so..."


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Monday, December 8, 2014

Bar None

"Go home. You've had enough."
"This is my first..."
"And??"


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DUIOU

"Screeching tires, horns blaring, breaking glass... It's all I remember."


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Shot Down and Out

"I don't believe you."
"Why?"
"I just don't."
"Mom....?"
"Don't!"


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Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Food For Thoughtless

"Is that all you're eating?"
"You're eating all that is."


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Monday, December 1, 2014

Transcendental Separation Anxiety

"What's it like?"
"I'm you, remember?"
"Not any more."
"...wonderful!"


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Transcendental Separation

"What's it like?"
"I'm you, remember?"
"Not any more."
"...lonely."



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Too Much Too Late

"Two sides to every story."
"And yours..."
"...doesn't matter anymore."



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Be Treasonable

"I said good morning??!!"
"And...?"
"Say something!"
"I just did."


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