Mixed Massages

"It's not what you think."
"It never is. Is it?"


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Your Money Or My Life

"Give me your money!!!"
"No!"
"I'll kill you!!!"
"So?"
"But...."

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Out With The Cold

Shadows danced as the fire died. Death had come prepared.

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Happy Endings

"It's not you..."
"It's me."
"Well, uh..."
"It's ok. Bye."

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Grammaternal Instinct

"Could you pass the salt?"
"It's 'would you.'"
"Would..."
"NO!"

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Pass The Buck Stops Here

"It's not my problem."
"No, it isn't. It's mine. Right?"


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Apologyration

"I'm sorry..." "It's OK..." "... but you know I was right."