Get Off Of My Yawn

"Stop that!"
"What??"
"Yawning! Don't you know those are contagious?"


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Death By Meetings

The speakers droned on.
He fell asleep with every exhalation.


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Eye Sea Ewe

"I'll explain everything."
Three days went by.
Nothing.
He knew.


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Virtue is Impatient

"I can't take it anymore!"
"Why?"
"She hasn't called back!"


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Speechless in the Capitol

"Why do I feel this way?"
"You're human."
"She's so...."


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Solitarium

He was lonely, but not alone.

He wished he were.


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Nowhere Fast

"Take your time."
"Ok... How about now???"
"What's the rush?"


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