Monday, December 30, 2013

Help Desk

"You work in IT?"
"Yes."
"Can you fix my...?"
"No."


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Meeting Inception

"Another meeting?"
"Yeah."
"How many is that already?"
"Five."
"Damn."


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Monday, December 16, 2013

For Amanda

"Tests are back."
"What's the word?"
"You're completely cancer free."


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Shame

"I have a crush on you."
"... thank you?"
"Sorry. Bye."


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Proximity Alert

Her hand grazed his thigh.
"I'm sorry!"
"Are you?"
"No."


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How about no?

"Lunch plans?"
"No."
"Care to join me?"
"No."
"Tomorrow?"
"No."


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Mid-year Devaluation

"It's not all that bad."
"That's good."
"No. Not really."


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