New Endings

"But you have so much to live for!"
"I know."


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Thought So

"Are you listening?"
"Yes!"
"What did I say?"
"Uh...."
"Mm-hmm!"


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Dying Breath of Fresh Air

"Tell my wife I..."
"Tell her yourself!"
"... know she cheated."


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Rude Awakening

"Wake up!"
"Mom.....?!"
"On your feet private!"
"Yes drill sergeant!!"


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404 Same Page Not Found

"Why would you say that?"
"Say what?"
"You know what!"


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Help Desk

"You work in IT?"
"Yes."
"Can you fix my...?"
"No."


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Meeting Inception

"Another meeting?"
"Yeah."
"How many is that already?"
"Five."
"Damn."


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