Yes But No

"You're a great guy..."
"But...?"
"You're just not my type."


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Back Offputting

"Nice to meet you!"
"I've been warned about you, so..."


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Bar None

"Go home. You've had enough."
"This is my first..."
"And??"


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DUIOU

"Screeching tires, horns blaring, breaking glass... It's all I remember."


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Shot Down and Out

"I don't believe you."
"Why?"
"I just don't."
"Mom....?"
"Don't!"


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Food For Thoughtless

"Is that all you're eating?"
"You're eating all that is."


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Transcendental Separation Anxiety

"What's it like?"
"I'm you, remember?"
"Not any more."
"...wonderful!"


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